Sunday 4 November 2012

My top 10 fashion peeves right now.

10. Football shirts.
Ugly. And common. Just horrible.
9. Girls getting their midriff out during cold weather.
I don't know why but when girls do this outside of a night-out it just looks slutty and "look-at-me!!" ish. Good fashion should grab people's attention... but keeping your internal organs warm is more important.
8. Duffle coats.
These should be left to anyone young enough to be sitting their SATs. They're just not in any more. Get rid.

7. Badly fitting bras.
Ladies - you want your boobs to sit up and say "hello world, look at how perky I am." You do NOT want to cut them in half with a bra that is too small. Two boobs are better than four.
6. Wife-beater vests.
Especially if the guy has excessive armpit fuzz or b'acne. They just make any boy look like a disgusting dole-scrounger. Even worse if worn with a chain.

5. Sports trainers.
Worn outside of the gym. Just NO.



4. Ill-fitting jeans.
There is just no excuse. Go into any high street shop and there are literally endless pairs of jeans. And they're not even expensive. Granted, a truly great pair of jeans is an investment for a student. (I find River Island never fails - they cost between £35 and £50 usually, but they're really good quality denim and fit my shape brilliantly!) There really is nothing worse than a saggy denim bum and faded knees. Please girls. Throw them away or cut them into rocky shorts.
If you put on a pair of jeans and they don't make you feel fabulous, they're not worth the wardrobe-space.
3. Guys wearing flat-peaks/snap-backs/whatever they're bloody called.
To me, boys at Uni wearing flat-peak caps is just an annoyance. Whenever I see them, I half expect the guy in question to be donning Vans trainers and a Quiksilver rucksack... The skater look should have been left in the dark depths of Year 8. Hideous.
2. Knitted Uggs.
I don't like Uggs that much at the best of times to be honest but why would anyone want them in a chunky knit with a big ugly button on? Uggs should be worn in their original state - tan suede. End of. None of this yarn nonsense.
And my number one pet peeve...

1. Wearing leggings as trousers.
The ultimate mistake that any innocent girl can make - believing that Primark leggings can be worn as trousers. Just no. Too many times I have found myself walking to Uni behind one of these poor creatures - with an eyeful of their ill-fitting knickers and far too much arse cheek for one to to cope with. Please ladies. If you insist on doing this - buy some nice THICK treggings. I'm all for wearing cheapie leggings in front of the telly, but only your very closest and dearest friends should be subject to the sight of thinning cotton stretched across one's bottom. Good god.

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